This week's episode takes viewers for a loop. Couples we had hoped the best for may be coming to an end and Hannah's OCD has continued to cause concern. Marnie hasn't given up on singing, so what happens when you sing "Stronger" by Kanye West at your ex-boyfriend's office party? Lots and lots of pity.
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Play Secretary on the Boss Tonight:
Shoshanna is suspiciously acting extra nice to Ray back at the apartment. She says it is because he is her boyfriend and she cares about him but we all really know what's up. She is feeling a lot of guilt after hooking up with that door man at her friend's apartment building. Marnie is still gun-ho on becoming a singer and asks Ray for his help laying down a track on Garage Band. He says no but reconsiders when Shoshanna asks him to help her friend.
Later that day Marnie stops by Charlie's office and yells at him for forgetting their concrete lunch plans. He apologizes but Marnie doesn't want to hear it. He feels bad so he invites her to an office party celebrating reaching 20,000 MAUs (monthly average users).
The office party is jammin' and even I want to be there. Shoshanna and Ray arrive and commend Charlie for being in a stupidly grown-up office. Things are obviously tense between Ray and Charlie and it could be assumed that it is because Charlie has become successful over night. So long bromance.
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Marnie gets to the party but can't seem to locate Charlie. She finds Ray and asks him to be honest with her about her voice. She has special plans for tonight and it is important that he tell her the truth. He concedes that her voice is Katy Perry great and not to worry. Compliment? With that new burst of encouragement, Marnie takes to the DJ and has him change I-Pods. She announces to the crowd that she has planned a special surprise for everyone to celebrate their premature success. Charlie looks anything but excited and things get only more awkward once Marnie starts to sing a piano version of "Stronger" by Kanye West. Embarassed, Charlie grabs Marnie after her performance and leads her into his office. He snaps at her and tells her she needs to get her shit together because she is flailing. He asks what he can do to help but she is convinced she is good and on her own journey. She doesn't need nor want his pity. Charlie lunges forward to kiss her and gives her what we can assume is a good old fashioned pity fuck on his desk.
Shoshanna is avoiding Ray and it hasn't gone unnoticed. Ray confronts her about it and asks what is going on. Shoshanna admits...almost the truth and explains to him that she held the door man's hand. Lies! He laughs and asks if she still wants to be with him. She says of course and Ray gives her a big hug as he tells her he loves her.
A Jack & Ginger Please:
Natalia and Adam are really hitting it off. The two have continued going on dates and Natalia finally consents to them having sex for the first time. They start to make out but the moment is interrupted when Natalia blurts out she is on the pill but would like Adam to come outside her and she doesn't like to be on top very often or stop touching because it tickles her and takes her out of the moment. Adam complys and is happy that she is so clear with him. It's official, he is her boyfriend and she is his girlfriend.
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Natalia decides to bring her new boyfriend Adam to her friend's engagement party. She asks Adam if he minds her drinking a bit tonight and of course Adam says it's alright. Adam has never been one to make friends easily so while Natalia is at the bar, he steps outside the party to get some fresh air from the awkward setting. He spots Hannah walking down the street. She approaches him and says it's funny they ran into each other. She asks what he is doing there and he informs her that his girlfriend's friend got engaged. Hannah is noticeably shocked but is happy for him. Adam realizes he can't handle this run in with Hannah and heads back inside after saying goodbye mid-conversation. He races over to Natalia sitting at the bar and orders a jack & ginger. Natalia is surprised and asks if he is sure he wants alcohol. Adam confirms his desire and just wants to have a nice time with her. The two love birds drunkenly hit the dance floor and a nice time they have indeed.
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Adam takes Natalia back to his place for the first time. Natalia is a bit overwhelmed and suggests he organize the place in the future because it is dark and depressing. The atmostphere however, doesn't change how she feels about him. Adam looks into her eyes and commands Natalia to get on all fours and crawl to his bedroom. She looks a bit concerned but humors him. She makes it to the doorway before Adam grabs her and throws her on the bed. He asserts that he wants to fuck her from behind, and he does. Natalia is no doubt uncomfortable, especially when Adam starts to eat her ass out. Gross. He quickly finishes on top of her chest and Natalia is clearly perturbed. She says she didn't like that at all and so Adam asks if she is done with him. I'm gonna take a stab in the dark here and guess that Adam is sabotaging his relationship with Natalia for fear that she will break his heart like Hannah did.
The Q-Tip Calamity:
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Hannah's OCD hasn't gotten any better, especially on her way to her editor to discuss the pages she submitted for the e-book. He wastes no time telling her that he didn't know who was writing the pages and found them lacking any sexual failure or pudgy face liquid semen and sadness. Whatever that means. He has an epiphany and suggests her to make it up if she isn't getting fucked currently. Great encouragement.
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Back at her apartment, Hannah is struggling to write more edgier and sexier content. She takes a break to clear out her head with a Q-tip that she accidentally sticks way too far into her ear. She screams in agony and gives her parents a call telling them about the incident. She is worried she has damaged her ear and thinks it may be best to go to the hospital.
She makes it to the emergency room where the doctor condescends her for "digging for gold". He removes the Q-tip and finds blood at the end of it. He checks her ear for any damage but has difficulty seeing anything through all the blood. He puts in some ear drops for her which she finds extremely uncomfortable. The doctor couldn't care less and hands over the Q-tip per Hannah's request.
Alone in her apartment with the fatal Q-tip, she begins to clean the other ear out. Someone has got it bad.
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