RECAP: Glee 4x14 - "I Do"

Finally the episode EVERYONE has been waiting for. Ryan Murphy provided intense reunions, hook-ups, and revelations that are blowing up social media sites!

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A Valentine's Day Wedding:
   It's Valentines Day in Lima, Ohio but more importantly, it is the wedding day of Will Schuester and Emma Pillsbury. After enduring a huge surprise kiss from Will's best man, Finn, a week before the wedding, Emma struggles keeping it together before walking down the aisle. In her complete bridal ensemble, Emma has a major panic attack in the bridal suite of the church. It doesn't help when Coach Sue Sylvester glides in in an exact replica of Emma's wedding dress just to get back at Will for hiring Finn to teach the Glee club without a teacher's licence. As her meltdown escalates at an alarming rate, Emma runs out of the church and grabs a cab driving to who-knows-where. After waiting so long to get married, who would have guessed Emma would have pulled a runaway bride move like that. 
   Rather than discreetly informing the groom, Sue takes it upon herself to walk down the aisle leaving every guest in the church with their jaws dropped firmly to the ground, except for innocent little Britney who snaps a pic of the "bride". When Sue reaches the end of the aisle, she finally tells Will that Emma has left the building. Although Will is obviously devastated, he chooses to continue the reception which resembles a perfectly cheesey 80's Valentine themed dance.

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Quinn Experiments:

   Everyone's two favorite girls they love to hate, Quinn and Santana, team up at the wedding avoiding exes and feeling bitter about love. Writers gave us subtle hints that a possible romance was stirring up when Quinn complimented Santana's dress and especially when the two slow danced and Quinn admitted that she had never slow danced with a girl before but liked it. Suspicions were confirmed when the two (drunkenly?) went into a hotel room together and got busy. While Quinn did say that it was fun and was a one time thing, she seemed pretty eager to take a second go with Santana. We'll just have to wait and see if this is just a hook-up or the makings of a new couple. Quinntana anyone?



Hasn't Anyone Told Tina Cohen-Chang, Three's a Crowd?:

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   The moment all Klaine fans have been waiting for -- deep breath everyone. Our favorite TV gay couple Kurt and Blaine have finally reunited...in the back of a Prius. No doubt huge sighs of disappointment were heard around the world when Mercedes interrupted...or rather cock-blocked the two's backseat romping. After a great performance from Kurt and Blaine at the reception, a visibly green-with-envy Tina Cohen-Chang immediately confronts Kurt that she doesn't approve of how he treats Blaine. With that being said, Tina admits to taking care of Blaine while Kurt has been gone and even rubbing his chest with vapo-rub when he was sick, prompting what I can only assume was everyone's favorite quote of the night from Kurt, "Did you vapo-rape my ex-boyfriend!?" Soon after facing Tina's tirade, Kurt and Blaine make their way up to a hotel room where they get, shall we say...frisky?
   While Kurt tries to play off that the two are just having fun, Blaine refuses to allow Kurt to minimalize what the two have together. Back at school, Tina apologizes for lashing out at Kurt and the boys vow to help Tina find her own special someone. Keep the faith Klaine fans, it appears Blaine has big things in store for Kurt.

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Real Friends with Real Problems:
   New couple Jake and Marley are celebrating their first Valentine's Day together. Jake wants to make it special but is completely clueless as to what to get Marley. Luckily for him, his best friend Ryder swoops in for the rescue. Despite his own romantic feelings for Marley, Ryder assists Jake in singing Marley's favorite song to her and her class, buying Marley's favorite flowers (peonies), and even a piece of jewelry for the brunette beauty. Being a Puckerman at heart, Jake reveals to Ryder that he got a hotel room for him and Marley and he thinks that he is definitely getting "laid" tonight. To no surprise, Marley apologizes and says she just isn't ready to take that big step. Good for you girlfriend, wait till you're ready!
   So apart from being resilient, our little Marley is also quite smart. Back at school, Marley tells Ryder that she knows it was him whispering in Jake's ears and thanks him for being so sweet. No longer able to hide his feelings, Ryder kisses unsuspecting Marley who does the only thing she can do, walks away.

A New Girl for Artie:

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   Emma Pillsbury tries to hook Artie up with her niece who she says is pretty, smart, and has big "boobies". To Artie's surprise, the niece completely rejects Artie saying she doesn't date losers in wheelchairs, even though she herself is in a wheelchair. Sorry hunny, but it's not like you're the finest thing on the block. Despite her consistent bitchiness, Artie continues to pursue her and finally convinces her to dance with him. No surprise to us that Artie's charm was able to wheel her in. The two rolled their way into a hotel room and did the deed. After the wedding, the niece finds Artie at school and apologizes for being so mean to Artie and even tells him that he was the best she's ever had. Our boy got them digits and we couldn't be more proud. It's about time Artie got some lovin'!

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Finchel Reunites:
   Finn asks Rachel to meet up with him before the wedding and reveals that he kissed Emma Pillsbury. After admitting he is afraid to sing alone for the bride and groom, Rachel suggests that the two of them sing together at the wedding even though their attraction for each other intensifies during their duets. Rachel does her best at the reception to cheer up guilt-ridden Finn with a dance. Considering there was no real bride, Sue Sylvester assumed position and decided to fulfill every single woman's favorite wedding event, the catching of the bouquet. Things got interesting when Rachel caught the bouquet and the small half-smile stare from Finn did not go unnoticed. Finn finally confronts Rachel about their love and gives a heartfelt speech-- while plucking daisy petals reciting "She loves me, She loves me not" --explaining that the two are meant to be together. With the last petal plucked on "She loves me", Finchel fans were given new found hope that the two will be together again. In fact, it wasn't long before the two were together again... in a hotel room! Calm down loves, it doesn't mean Rachel has forgotten about Brody.
   Rachel returns to New York to find a Valentine's Day surprise from Brody back at their loft. Rachel comes clean about hooking-up with Finn and amazingly Brody is completely okay with it. He tells Rachel that while she was at the wedding, he stayed in and relaxed. FALSE. In that moment, we see Brody leaving a hotel room and counting some bills in his hands. Together now... prostitute!? Didn't see that coming, but the shockers don't stop there! Rachel reviews her calender and realizes that she is late and decides to take a preganancy test! Is she or isn't she? That's the question on everyone's minds that won't be answered for another three whole weeks! Absolute torture, but we'll get through it together Gleeks!

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