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The Apartment 4D Parking Spot:
Schmidt is overjoyed that he has finally discovered, for the first time, the apartment 4D parking spot. The only catch is there is one spot and four roommates. So who gets the long desired spot? Jess suggests they share the spot but the boys disagree for obvious reasons. Sharing a parking spot sounds pretty unrealistic. Quickly, things between the roommates stop being polite, and start getting real. Jess plays the "girl" card, Winston plays the "race" card, Nick plays the "lazy drunk" card, and Schmidt plays the "deserves the spot" card. All cards, quite effective in their own right. The stand-off starts looking up when Winston sacrifices the spot for a sex window with his new girl Daisy. Down to three, Jess and Schmidt eliminate Nick from the running with judgmental stares and instead, make him the decider of who gets the spot.
Jess takes the seduction approach and walks into Nick's room wearing a short skirt and only Nick's hoodie. Well played Jess, well played. Nick of course says she has the spot and Jess being...well...Jess, thanks him with a purple nurple! Ouch! Schmidt takes the best friend approach and is confident that Nick will give him the spot. Nick bursts his bubble when he informs him that he already gave the spot to Jess. Instantly in true Schmidt fashion, he is able to smell the sexual tension in the air and catches on that something has happened between Nick and Jess. Finally the truth comes out and they reveal that they have kissed.
Jess and Nick check up on Schmidt who has chosen to blow off some steam in his bedroom. He is pretty pissed about the whole situation because Nick didn't tell him right away about the kiss and is fearful that things will be different in the apartment. Jess tries to assure him that things have not changed but Schmidt brings up the fact that pre-kiss Jess didn't have the parking spot, post-kiss Jess did. Even better played Schmidt, even better played. Feeling guilty, Nick agrees to give Schmidt the parking spot, says he can't deal with this nonsense anymore and is leaving. Unhappy Jess catches Nick in the hallway and explains that they have to come up with a long term solution for the weirdness between them. After a strange "weird-off" in the hallway, Nick says he has come up with a long term solution...he's taking the spot!
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Condoms for Winston:
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CeCe and that British guy she went on one date with decide to try and give dating each other another go. CeCe tries to explain that her friends are very easy going and drama free, but is interrupted by Winston banging at her door yelling for a condom. He barges in and demands a condom from CeCe's date who of course has one but refuses to give it to him. After running all around town in "YUM!" sweatpants, Winston finally discovers a condom stashed away in Jess's drawer. Success! With condom in hand, Winston has difficulty trying to navigate back to Daisy's apartment. Of course at this point, hours have gone by and that window of opportunity had closed a long time ago. Poor guy.
Winston returns to the apartment feeling completely defeated and tells the roommates that he just needs one win. Wanting to help him out, Jess, Schmidt and Nick give up the parking spot and agree that Winston should have it. Great news for Winston right? Well, the downside of the parking spot is their neighbors park way too close and the spot is so tight that it leaves Winston stranded between two cars. Uh guys?
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